Harvey Wilson
harvey wilson religiously tapes his t-st-cl-s to his arms in hopes of pleasing his mistress anjellica. he has also been known to staple bananas to the peaks of his stiffened nipples in order to distract from his gloriously beautiful good looks.
“has anyone seen where the tape and bananas i just bought went to?”
“well if harvey wilson is here he’s probably to blame although who can blame the beautiful b-st-rd.”
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