Harwood


a harwood is a failed attempt at picking up a member of the opposite s-x. it is usually accompanied by an aggressive and persistent attempt at a much younger target without realizing their disinterest.
that guy has been a harwood all night

this creepy harwood wouldn’t leave me alone all night
the coolest place to liive in. from rednecks to gangsters, all races and shapes n size stay here. most of them dont give a f-ck and smoke weed, kinda onry and get mad p-ssy. group known as thc resides there and usually stick to themselves but if anyone tries to mess with them they gather in large numbers quicly. and they get maddd pusssy
them harwood boys got it all. thc
to not be able to speak properly. always mummbleing and sluring two words into one, in some cases three.
for example; “how are you” would go into “howru” and “i love you” becomes “ilvu”.
“stop speaking so harwood.”

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