Has Scan
at suny new paltz, in hasbrouck dining hall:
the act of discreetly scanning the room for:
a) someone hot
or
b) someone you are trying to avoid at all costs
bart: do you think my evil ex is here?
sally: quick! do a has scan.
bart: oh sh-t! there she is. runnn.
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generally small, quite a crowd follower and very two faced. been known to have small p-n-s’ and not very good with the ladies. oh look at h-sseem, he’s so small, yeah, he talks about his friends behind their back alot! well, i wouldn’t get with him.
- hasselback
to deflect a valid point with an entirely irrelevant one, particularly in a shrill fashion, in the manner of the view’s elisabeth h-sselbeck. elisabeth totally h-sselbacks any critisism of sarah palin with the stock response of “obama pals around with terrorists”.
- Hassee
also “h-ssy,” and “the h-ssee,” it’s a term that describes the perineum, the area located between the p-n-s and -n-s, or the v-g-n- and -n-s. the h-ssee is given its name from a shortened version of tallah-ssee which, given it’s location on the big bend in florida, is a perfect example of the location of […]
- simmons-it-in
the act of parking your car in such a manner that a quick exit is possible. even if it requires multiple maneuvers to achieve it. “hey, why you simmonsing your car now, we’re just getting coffee?” “shut up and get out of the car and let me simmons-it-in!” “good sh-t, yo.”
- sitte
“sight-tay” a small, unofficial website or web presence for a company or organization, possible a facebook page. so if marios-tetrazinni.com is the pasta house’s website, their sitte is facebook.com/mariostetrazinni dude 1: hey man did you find out when the ski hilll opens dude 2: yah they put on their sitte that it opens on the […]