has the floor


the quality of having one’s b-lls out, typically enshrouded in some kind of blanket or sleeping bag, while surrounded by other heteros-xual males. typically hilarity ensues, b/c the first instance was an epic, funny surprise and each following instance reminds everyone of the awesomeness of the first and the freedom that comes with having ones b-lls sw-ngin’ free.
g: “my b-lls are out”
ch: “g has the floor!”
n: “i’m going to take my b-lls out too, but not before yours are put away, g.”
x: “this is gross, yet i’m turned on”
ca: “i just found a p-b- near n’s sleeping bag”

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