Hasam
a traditional pakistani name for some one with luscious, big hair
person 1: did you get a hair cut?
person 2: yah, i got a hasam.
a male nipple
person 1: your hasam is sticking out
person 2: thanks bro (fixes it)
girl 1: hey (aside) thank g-d his hasam isn’t sticking out like yesterday
a traditional pakistani name for someone who is amazing at everything exept uno. he is partially colorblind, but makes up for it with swag.
person 1:eat p–poo hasam!
person 2:that’s the 43rd time you ate p–poo
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