Hassan chop!


i am about to kick your -ss six ways from sat-rday.

etymology: from the warner bros. cartoon character h-ssan, a generic middle eastern grunt constantly about to cleave bugs bunny or daffy duck in twain.
you dared drink my last apple beer?! h-ssaaaaan chop!
to have and erection very quickly under a table or desk and hit the underside of the desk or table.
h-ssan chop! ow! my p-n-s!

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