Hassee
also “h-ssy,” and “the h-ssee,” it’s a term that describes the perineum, the area located between the p-n-s and -n-s, or the v-g-n- and -n-s. the h-ssee is given its name from a shortened version of tallah-ssee which, given it’s location on the big bend in florida, is a perfect example of the location of the h-ssee.
if florida is truly “america’s w-ng,” then tallah-ssee is the h-ssee.
“it’s hot as b-lls out here…how’s your h-ssee?”
“hot and sticky, buddy.”
also can be used more indirectly, commonly as a word that can be said aloud in public without fear of inappropriateness:
person 1: “i think she was coming on to me.”
p2: “she wanted your h-ssee.”
p1: “haha, the h-ssee!”
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