HasselAss


1. used to describe a person who acts like elisabeth h-sselbeck. traits to describe are usually a blonde, woman, who supports the republican administration, usually rich, and stupid, loud, thinks everyone who dosen’t agree with her is a facist, and is unliked by the majority of people.

2. also see b-tch
ex.

person a:-flips her bleach blonde hair while pulling out $100 bills “i support the war in iraq! they’re the ones that destroyed the world trade centre!!”
person b: “your such a h-ssel-ss!!”

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