Hasselhoffing

the act of changing a colleague’s desktop wallpaper to display the manly physique of david h-sselhoff.
dear g-d man! i leave my workstation for a few moments to visit the big boys room and you’ve h-sselhoffed me!
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the act of eating sloppily while intoxicated.
i was totally h-sselhoffing my big mac when i got home from the bar.
the act of consuming food in a drunken state in a ferocious manner which mimics the infamous david h-sselhoff burger incident.
man, seriously, you are h-sselhoffing those effin’ nachos.
the act of getting really drunk then going home and eating and making a mess. ie david h-sselloff likes to get drunk and eat wendy’s chesseburgers on his bathroom floor.
hey where did dave go? oh he’s on the bathroom floor h-sselhoffing that chesseburger.
verb: to suck in one’s gut in order to appear slimmer and to do so to the extreme that the act becomes obvious. david h-sselhoff was notorious for this behavior while he starred– often shirtless–on the show baywatch. other actors or models who are required to go shirtless have also exhibited the same behavior. however, in contemporary media the practice is very rare and easily spotted.
is that guy h-sselhoffing, or was he born without any internal organs?
v. the act of throwing a canned alcoholic beverage into a shallow body of water while yelling, “h-sselhoff!”, and running in to “save” the drink by pounding it in front of beach spectators.
the crowd was applauding greg after h-sselhoffing that beer in front of those 4 hot chicks during spring break 2010 pensacola, fl.
when a regular guy becomes super -ss freakin cool when he gets effing drunk as h-ll on purpose
i sure do like bob a whole lot better when he’s h-sselhoffing.