Hasselhoffy
when you’re on c-ke and your hair is way too feathered and you’re wearing head-to-toe black leather except for your black cotton wife-beater and the person talking to you is so sh-t-canned you can convince them you are taking them home in a talking pontiac firebird….you know you are officially h-sselhoffy.
shia “h-sselhoffy” lebeouf , that guy at your high school reunion that should have shed 20 pounds before he hit on you, a boss who continuously uses the phrase “team work makes the dream work” during christmas party speeches, or your out of work dad who decided to purchase a motorcycle with your college funds during his mid-life crisis.
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