Hassle the Hoff


a term used when david h-sslehoff, one of the few men who can fight chuck norris and live, is h-ssled in a way that makes david h-sslehoff angry. the only way to make david h-sslehoff happy again is to summon billy mays and have him advertise orange-glo for david h-sslehoff’s awesome orange tan. unfortunately, billy mays has p-ssed away, leaving no known repercussion against h-ssling the hoff. all those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.
yo, man, you don’t h-ssle the hoff!

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