hassle units
a “h-ssle unit” is a standard unit of measure defined by a scale from 0 to 100 used to indicate the difficulty involved in completing a task. the low end of the scale (0) indicates that the task is easy and will be accomplished without effort. the high end (100) indicates that the task will require m-ssive amounts of effort to complete and is nearly impossible.
“meeting you for lunch today will require 10 h-ssle units, the restaraunt isn’t too far from my office.”
“rewriting that entire proposal before end of business today will require 90 h-ssle units, but we’ll do our best.”
“deciphering john kerry’s position on iraq requires 99 h-ssle units.
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