Hassock


litterally a prayer cushion, however sounds like one of the most fantastic insults imagineable. used to insult god-fanatics and all manner of church-goers in order to remove their one decently named material possession.
dave (to a priest): y’all a h-ssock!

priest: the power of christ compells you -throws holy water-

dave: it burns!

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