Hastard


a h-rny b-st-rd. in every circle of friends, there is always a hastard. thinks that all world problems can be solved if the world leaders jack- off more… spends his whole day in his room doing you know what…. on the surface, he may appear normal, but deep inside his perverted psyche, there lies a s-xual fiend. he has the largest collection of p-rn amongst anyone you know. also, a hastard is a guy who never gets any real action, but goes solo always.
where is the hastard?? oh i can guess! he is probably in his room pleasing himself.

stop hastarding around. watching p-rn in the library! and i thought you could sink no lower!

you hastard! you used up all of my lube!

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