Hastega


an arrogant warcraft player. he mistakenly believes he is a girl, and more patheticlally he thinks he’s got skill.
“did you hear hastega’s mom calling him on vent last night? that noob likes fishsticks. i guess he’s a gay fish.”
the greatest fury warrior in north america
john: heard of that hastega fellow?
alex chin: yeah, i heard he was the best warrior in north america.
john: no man, she! is the best warrior in north america

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