hat and axe it
an alternative to showering
when a person is late, or just lazy, and instead of showering they put on a hat and apply a generous dose of axe body spray
i woke up 5 minutes before cl-ss started today, so i had to hat and axe it with all the rush.
dude, we’re just going to the mall. stop being such a nancy and just hat and axe it.
he’s been hat and axing it for 2 days now. keep a safe distance cause he smells like a bucket of -ss.
scott: “you’ve got a date tonight. aren’t you going to shower?”
roommate: “no man, she’s fat and i kinda think she has herpes. i’m just gonna hat and axe it.”
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