hate-flirting
when two people rag on each other when they are secretly sleeping together. also used as a type of foreplay, and usually comes as a predecessor to “hate-f-cking”.
“wow mike was really mean to susie today.”
“no i heard they are having an affair, so they were probably hate-flirting with each other.”
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