Hate-paste
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i covered that hoe with my hate paste… then i slapped her in the face with my shlong
to -j-c-l-t- on someone’s face, then rub it in in a derogatory fashion.
i j-zzed on his wife’s stupid face, then rubbed it in and laughed at her. gotta love the hate-paste!
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