Hater Hands


it’s when a person who you think is your close friend goes behind your back and proceeds to tell the female your seeing a barrage of negativity about yourself in hopes to lure her away from you and into his “hater hands”
john: hey i know that you have strong feelings for matt but i just wanted to tell you that the other night i watched him get two phone numbers from a couple different girls.
female: wow what an -sshole!
john: here hop on the back of my vespa and i’ll take you out for some frozen yogurt to cheer you up!
the next day
female: hey john told me what you’ve been up to and i don’t appreciate you treating me like another notch on your belt!
matt: well i don’t know what he said but don’t believe him. the guy has the biggest pair of hater hands you’ll ever encounter!

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