hatter defense


a defense to trolling, most commonly on world of warcraft forums, that involves saying that the troll “can’t stop hiding behind alts and troll on their main.” usually improperly punctuated with poor grammar.
near perfect execution of the hatter defense:

“is it because i have what little b-lls it takes to post on my main, i mean i understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don’t know their main and can’t bug them”

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