Haulin’ ass to nowhere
1. – driving recklessly at a high rate of speed and p-ssing other vehicles only to arrive at the same stop light or the same position in traffic as everyone else.
2. – pointlessly p-ssing another car at a high rate of speed in heavy traffic only to end up behind the same car 30 seconds later showing other drivers that you either have no depth perception or a small d-ck.
1. – john was late for work on friday. despite his best effort to maneuver through heavy traffic, he ended up haulin’ -ss to nowhere and was late anyway.
2. – “hey, isn’t that guy behind you the same guy who cut you off about two minutes ago?” “yeah, it sure is.” “obviously he was haulin’ -ss to nowhere.”
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