Haunted Waffle
to have v-g-n-l s-x. simple, yes? well, after about 6 pumps (being the male of course), you shove 4 sticks of dynamite up the woman’s v-g-n-. you threated to light them unless given what you want. you then force her on to the roof of a semi, and staple her feet to it while she is standing up. next, you drive down the highway at approximately 75mph and drive under a bridge that is indeed taller than your semi, but shorter than your semi plus the woman. after the bridge, you insert your b-llsack into her decapitated head and wear it around town. you will most likely end up starting a new trend, so you might as well love it now, for in a few months, all the new hipsters will be doing the same thing.
—note: the female population may see a drastic drop.
hipster: i liked haunted waffles before they were mainstream.
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