Hauser
the smallest f-cking town in idaho. located in northern idaho about one mile from the washington boarder, near spokane washington. all thats really there is a gas station, a bar, a trailer park, and a somewhat nice somewhat disgusting lake. there is about 1000 residents.
hauser is a good place to go to get away from the city or relitives.
matt: g-dd-mn me mother-in-law is f-cking anoying! i’m going to hauser for the weekend. later
to make a statement or take an action which defeats itself and/or clowns the initiator. to ridicule oneself unintentionally or disembowel one’s entire stance in debate.
a message board synonym for munsoned with origins in the flaming and trolling community and prior, to the legend of kaspar hauser in 19th century german history noted for contradicting himself and fabricating odd stories.
“latent male h-m-s-xuality is disgusting to me. what are you wearing, john? take it all off, you big f-g. dance for me in webcam.”
“hahaha…too funny. that h-m-phobe just hausered himself.”
‘giving someone a hauser’ is defined as servicing someone whilst on the toilet.
she wanted some loving, but i had to p–p, so i gave her a hauser.
hauser: (slang, verb) (bohemia/western czech republic and northern/central california coast)
1) to hauser is to completely clean someone or something out, or to steal or take absolutely everything during a robbery or petty theft.
2) to leave nothing behind
1) i pulled off the biggest hauser of the year on the cal state sacramento biology department; i took every free school supply they had.
2) phil hausered our fridge last night, there’s nothing good left!
3) why do you keep hausering all my f-cking pills yo?
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