havana toastie

1: having a toastie.

2: a s-xual term – a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. a woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock c-ck is up her -ss. therefore the b-tch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a c-ck in her mouth, a d-ld- up his -ss, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their c-cks, t-ts and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.

this can obviously cause confusion e.g: what are you doing? – havana toastie. – eww…get out of my house. etc.

the regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
husband: im so h-rny!
wife: how about regular s-x?
porter: no! whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
wife: gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
chef: i have some chocolate!
husband: great!
porter: -c-ms self-
chef: dont worry, we will mix that sp-nk in with the chocolate!
couple down the corridor: ooh! scrummy!
two random chicks who are going to join in: hi! after this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
all: oh yes! we love to hot lunch!
hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
his wife: now i wear a shower cap!

all: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time…
2 more definitions
1: having a toastie.

2: a s-xual term – a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. a woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock c-ck is up her -ss. therefore the b-tch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a c-ck in her mouth, a d-ld- up his -ss, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their c-cks, t-ts and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.

this can obviously cause confusion e.g: what are you doing? – havana toastie. – eww…get out of my house. etc.

the regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
husband: im so h-rny!
wife: how about regular s-x?
porter: nooo! whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
wife: gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
chef: i have some chocolate!
husband: great!
porter: -c-ms self-
chef: dont worry, we will mix that sp-nk in with the chocolate!
couple down the corridor: ooh! scrummy!
two random chicks who are going to join in: hi! after this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
all: oh yes! we love to hot lunch!
hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
his wife: now i wear a shower cap!

all: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time…
a s-x game…it’s very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i w-nked off to it and c-mmed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i c-mmed myself a bit more and c-m slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my b-lls…which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester…now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and c-m encrusted b-lls likked by sylvester. 🙂
me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester…
…
me: now lik em!
sylvester: -likketty lik-
me: oh yeh baby…thats the ticket…oh yeh…
paul: -burrow burrow up -rs–
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: -likketty lik-
me: yes! do it now!
sylvester: -bites down hard on my b-ll-nd-
me: yerrrr! do it baby!
pual: -p-sses up my -rs–
me: -c-ms self hard into sylvesters ears-

that was wot happend last nite.