Have a magical day
a less crude way to say, “have a disney day.” to be used after lisa’s answering machine salutation is ruined by the revelation of double a entendre.
thanks, scott, now i can’t say, “have a disney day.” what can i say now? i’ve got it, have a magical day! now don’t ruin that one for me.
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