have a seat over there
the act of being caught red handed, especially for something s-xually explicit. derived from chris hansen of dateline nbc’s “how to catch a preadator.” see dead to rights.
man a: (at the bar, to man b)i don’t bang fat chicks.
man b: (walks in on man a the following morning, fat chick in bed) have a seat over there.
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