Have you met Ted?
an introductory technique initiated by a single person’s wingman, first seen in the cbs comedy “how i met your mother”. the wingman gains the attention of a prospective partner for their friend, by tapping them on the shoulder, and then stating only the line “haaaaave you met ted?” (subst-tuting the name of “ted”, the main protagonist of the show, with the name of the single person), and then walking away, leaving the newly acquainted pair to continue a conversation. this technique is often done to the dismay of the single person.
-wingman taps random on the shoulder-
“have you met ted?”
random: “no, i haven’t—”
wingman walks away.
ted: “hi, i’m ted”
random: “hi, i’m cindi”.
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