Have your cock and eat it too.
the far-less-euphamistic version of “have your cake and eat it too;” an idiomatic figure of speech used to connote the idea of consuming a highly desired thing whilst managing to preserve it. this may also indicate having or wanting more than one can handle or deserve, or trying to have two incompatible things.
john: “i work at a law firm so i can make lots of money and get hot women, but then i work at a law firm, so i have no time to actually go out and find hot women.”
trisha: “you can’t have your c-ck and eat it too.”
john: “don’t you mean cake?”
trisha: “do i look like i eat cake?”
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