Haverford Dances


a dance where almost anyone can get in. but watch out, you must wear lacoste, le tigre or a 2″ mini skirt to get in! jcpenny will just not do it there. this dance includes trashy sl-ts from baldwin, episcopal, and agnes irwin that will do anything to get a piece of haverfordor episcopal if their really desperate -ss. it also has the average haverford -sshole boys that will dance with any girl that will make out with them or “grind” with them. be careful, virginity is not acceptable…it’s most likely taken from you there.
i went to the haverford dance last night and totally grinded with this chick that i thought was hot at first, but reaized she was my cousin…

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