haverhill, iowa


a very small iowa town that sucks the souls from those who habitate there. quite possibly the gateway to h-ll. also known as, “haverh-ll”.
“i lived in haverhill, iowa for a few years and surprisingly made it out alive… my heart is still beating, but most of my soul was destroyed by haverh-ll”.

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