haveworthy
adj.
1. worthy of having
2. worthy of stealing
ladyfriend: why don’t you wanna cuddle?
me: this is not a haveworthy discussion.
Read Also:
- Rural Field Goal
the act of avoiding roadkill by steering so that your wheels go on either side of the dead animal, which p-sses harmlessly under your car. i was driving the back roads the other day, and came across a dead skunk in the road. i didn’t want it’s stink or road smush on my tires, so […]
- Catigue
catigue – noun. (related to: “chronic catigue syndrome”) in which the cat exhausts you by 1) taking over your side of the bed the night before or 2) meowing at the door and pawing the ground for no discernible reason. matt has catigue because his cat “levia” woke him up a dozen times last night.
- having relations
the act of masturbating. can be used to insult someone or embarr-ss them. inmate: “yo i seen you had a piece toilet paper over your window. you was having relations?” inmate2: “na man i was sh-ttin.”
- Haydoning
usually when someone makes a mistake, or does something wrong. also when a misfortunate even occurs. person 1: yo, i dropped 4 g’s on the floor person 2: f-ck man, that’s such a haydon yeung teacher: you have a 10 page essay due tomorrow student: you’ve got to be f-cking haydoning me!
- Rabbit-holed
the process of accidentally losing an entire day of otherwise productive time to an expansive, multipage website found through a random link or, more commonly, when directed there by a friend. please, stop linking me to scp-wiki, tvtropes, college humor, icanhascheezburger, urban dictionary and the like. i just don’t have the willpower, and if i […]