having a baby
pushing out a big t-rd
oh, no i’m a having a baby because i don’t eat fiber
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to get ripped on: to be made fun of, or nagged john always gets ripped on for wearing that hat.
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hawning is a hair awning. it’s like a comb-over, except it stems from a receding hairline. the hair at the hairline is grown long and then combed forward causing an awning effect. dude, check out john’s hawning. it’s so far off of his forehead.
- Hazeth
hazeth noun (hay-zi-th) 1.a beautiful slim mosher/rapper/skater who adores sl-ts, cars, money 2. an annoying b-st-rd who slits his wrist with a messy room and a banged up car 3. no lovey-dovey, satanic, mm fan from america “f—–g kill you fat b—h”
- Heatred
a feeling of hatred which conjurs heat, leading to beef, and someone gettin some hard contact on their jaw bone. prizzy: “yo ma girl pusstang got some heatred for that girl deejhonay” trei: “i’d still lay her -ss out tho”
- Heavenly Hash
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