to jerk off or m*st*rb*t*
i found little jimmy in the closet having a jag
- scue me
a polite way of telling someone to get the f*ck out of way without being a complete douche but you still trying to be one “scue me!” “stfu jared!!” “pull up den hoe?!!”
- the pr*ckly p**p
when your p**p p*sses through your *n*s and into the toilet bowel, it feels like it is highly consentrated with crushed peanuts. the pr*ckly p**p i just p*ssed felt like chunky peanut b*tter p*ssing through my *n*s.
a nice funny guy who has chill and always looks forward to meeting new people, he is beast at air hockey and is loyal to his friends and can trust anyone. ‘ d*mn that mujin looking fine today ‘ ‘ mujin is really funny ‘
- good common sense
a new company that creates all natural skin care without synthetic chemicals and uses only essential oils for all scents. i just bought some awesome bath bombs from good common sense!