Having a Maxwell
the act of placing a mirror in-between your legs whilst squatting and masturbating. the positioning of the mirror allows for a view of one’s own -rs-hole which helps achieve a heightened state of arousal
q: what are you up to tonight?
a: i’m pretty tired to be honest, i’ll probably end up having a maxwell then going to bed
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