Hawaiian Guitar


an intimate s-x position involving spam
the woman folds the spam slices in half, bites a hole in the middle, opens them and slides them onto an errect p-n-s. she then plays that p-n-s like a guitar using her mouth if skilles or hands if not.
cinny and zakky went to hawaii on their honeymoon and decided cinny should hawaiian guitar her new husband’s p-n-s. that is how they learned to enjoy spam!

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