hawaiian mudslide


this act involves two people. person 1 is performing a handstand with his/her legs spread. person 2 proceeds to forcefully penetrate the -n-s of person 1 with marshmallows. with a hawaiian fire stick, person 2 will then roast and melt said marshmallows until it has a thick, mol-sses-like consistency. person 1 must clench his/her -n-s shut and then stand up straight with his/her legs spread wide enough for person 2 to lie directly under person 1’s -n-s. person 1 will then unclench his/her -n-s and, if performed correctly, a muddy-looking concoction of marshmallow and sh-t will erupt over person 2’s face. hence, the hawaiian mudslide.
adam came home from school and felt lonely and emotional. he m-st-rb-t-d four times by himself until he could -j-c-l-t- no more. he called his uncle tony to come over and perform a hawaiian mudslide with him.

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