Hawaiian Ryan


when having s-x with a girl, you lay on top of her, thrusting your pelvis and pretending like you’re paddling a surfboard out to a choice wave. then you blow your load in her, stuff a pineapple in to her v-g-n-, then jump on top of her making the pineapple and c-m shoot out (no need for pull and pray). as your are standing on her, make the shaka, moving it back and forth, then in the voice of the surfer dude from spongebob you exclaim, “i made her experience high tide”
i didn’t want to use a condom, so i used the hawaiian ryan instead of the pull and pray which is so old school

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