Hawaiian shotgun
the most confusing way to smoke a blunt, requires at least two people although more is always better. you’ll need a blunt, a blanket, a stereo, and a soft landing pad.
starting by crouching down with your head between your legs, breathing quickly until you start to get lightheaded. at that point you slowly stand up, and your -ssistant blows you a shotgun along the way. when you get all the way up, and inevitably p-ss out, the -ssistant throws the blanket over you and turns on the music.
we did hawaiian shotguns last night, but steve didn’t have a spotter. he’s dead now.
after my hawaiian shotgun, i thought i was waking up at home in bed, but then i heard the chanting monks and everyone laughing, i had no idea what the f-ck was going on.
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