Hawk Awesome
something so great that it requires the deadly majesty of a predatory bird to truly express it’s worth.
and extremely bragging person or way to express ones worth.
joe: “dude, she is so out of your league.”
sam: “what? screw that! i’m awesome. i’m hawk awesome! she won’t know what swooped down and grabbed her up in his talons…his s-xy hawk awesome talons!”
joe: “you’re delusional.”
sam: “no, i’m hawk delusional!”
joe: “ha ha! i give up. you are hawk awesome, go get her!”
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