hawkbot
a term for masturbation; “put your elbow up about shoulder length and watch it hang and let the pendulum swing.”
johnny smirked as he watched his girlfriend dance around in her underwear. when she wasn’t paying attention, he snuck to the bathroom to do the hawkbot.
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