Hawkins Banter


1) attempted belittlement or tomfoolery of poor quality and making no sense.
2) the polar opposite of ledge banter (as seen on soccer am)
friend a: you’re barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
friend b: (hawkins banter) yeah, but i can see the pitch and your mum can’t.

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