Hawkman that ho
when tappin’ a bootay, dig your talons into the sides of her voluptuous glutes. as you thrust your man-bird-piece into her sn-tch, begin to screech like a bird of prey and flap your arms as if you could fly. (feathers optional)
bob: “i’ve always wanted to disprove laws or gravity, or become the new evolution of man”
marquis: “yo, why don’t you kill two birds with one stone (so to speak), call up sally, and hawkman that ho until yo feet leave the ground.”
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