haxmonkey
a person whom regards themselves as ‘haxmonkey’ actually would infer that this person does program but is also some goof like a monkey.
so if you’re a ‘haxmonkey’ you might be a really good programmer but you’re still a monkey on the inside.
jim: there goes bob again.
sally: what’s he doing now?
jim: well he’s being a total haxmonkey again. he’s goofing around after completing that new code for the website.
sally: i have a crush on bob.
jim: …
one who m-st-rb-t-s so frequently that they can no longer release the dogs.
man, david is so h-rny hes a freakin haxmonkey!
a person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn’t.
hey, look at joe. he’s trying to program c++ with a typewriter. what a haxmonkey!
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