Haygfys


how
about
you
go
f-ck
your
self.

generally the initials of the person is attached to the end. ex: haygfysbl pr-nounced hayfysbee’ell. the term was coined in north dakota by oilfield workers in 2012. used generally when a superior who is incompetent is trying to act like they know what is going on, when in fact they don’t have a clue. it is also used for r-t-rds in general.
bob lee field supervisor: lets pump more nitrogen through the coil, it will increase its buoyancy and we can get deeper.
hand: bob lee can haygfys, or simply haygfysbl.

tool hand: hey guys good news. we are getting 15% oil back and crude cuts paraffin.
hand: crude makes paraffin bruh. so you can haygfys.

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