Hayhurst


foaming at the mouth? eyes as red as a seeping axe wound? muscles twitching like an uncontrollable gerbil? if yes, then you’re on hayhurst. this is a highly-addictive drug with hallucinogenic qualities similar to lsd. tramps and delinquents accross the nation worship its potency whilst numerous sports stars have been thrown in the slammer for snorting it prior to compet-tion.
“that kid’s on hayhurst for sure, look at his eyes. i ‘ain’t seen any that red since ruel fox made his debut for spurs.”

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