Hayness


1) anything that happens by chance that is somewhat to extremely mind boggling.
2) something that occurs that can be described only by few words.
1) “well all that can be said about that party is that it was absolutely hayness. people everywhere, dude i couldn’t tell where the keg was, it was in rotation of rooms.”
2) “i have to say, the way that buster downed that whole bottle of everclear in all but 30 seconds was hayness.”
to be uncool. if something is hayness, it is unwanted.
“hey my car fell apart, it is so hayness”

Read Also:

  • High C

    being high off marijuana and triple c’s a state of high in which the overrated saying “im high as f-ck” really is legit. chino: im high off as f-ck, this weed was some good sh-t. locster: oyea you high af huh? wait till these triple c’s kick in, your gonna enter a whole new world. […]

  • private sector

    part of the economy not under direct governmental control. after his stint as a senator expired, fred went to work in the private sector, away from the prying eyes of watchdog groups. the real world of employment. white-collar workers in the private sector are usually either self-serving pr-cks that exploit subordinates or office drones that […]

  • procrastitician

    (noun) a veritable virtuoso of avoidance. a diabolical mastermind at delaying not just mere tedious tasks, but critical life advancing decisions. once a promising film student and writer, jonathan lost his motivation, quit school and squandered years of his life working in bars and restaurants. when this failed to get him far enough away from […]

  • Procyk

    a word used to describe one who is both a douche and an anti-social being. one who is procyk is generally has his head so far up his -ss that he taught his colon to talk. procyk’s usually descend from police officers in the 1980’s. dude, that wh-r- is such a procyk! did you see […]

  • PROFIS

    profis is an acronym which stands for professional filler system. this system designates qualified active army amedd personnel in table of distribution and allowances (tda) units to fill modified table of organization and equipment (mtoe) units. the objective of the professional filler system deployment system (pds) is to resource mtoe units to their required level […]


Disclaimer: Hayness definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.