Haynesworth


the temporary suspension of consciousness i.e. to fall asleep, nap, snooze, doze off, or siesta.

derived from albert haynesworth who is the laziest human being currently alive.
after enjoying a tremendously large portion of turkey during my thanksgiving dinner i was loaded up with tryptophan. the level of tiredness was so great that i had no choice but to give in and take a quick haynesworth.
to stomp on someone

to kick some one in the head
shut the f-ck up before i haynesworth your -ss!

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