haysus


known to rednecks as the greek g-d of hay. not to be confused with jesus. haysus is a real god, and he has fought will all the other gods. the battles often end in other greek gods choking in a pile of hay. haysus’ many abilities often include tickling his opponents scr-t-m’s to death.
d-ck-“hey, have you heard of haysus?”
redneck-“yeah, isn’t he a greek god?”
d-ck-“lol, yeah the god of hay.”

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