hazardmobile


the term “hazardmobile” generally refers to a small reddish domestic car (ford) driven by a crazy irishman (who goes to fairfax high school). the hazardmobile (or hazard mobile) usally has a small amber (or yellow) light on the roof of the car. it also has a vhf-fm two-way radio installed in it. because the irishman is crazy, the car also has a manual tranmission in it and an incredibly small engine.
see the red car with the yellow police flasher on the roof and the large antenna on the trunk. yup. that’s the hazardmobile.

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