Hazel Logic


similar to standard logic except for a couple of minor differences. there are 2 types of hazel logic

1) a statement or explanation that makes sense to n-body but the person trying to do the explaining.

2) a statement that is so simple that it didn’t need saying in the first place as it is blindingly obvious.
rabbit: i’ve got free tickets to the club tonight, so if you use these tickets you won’t need to pay to get in.

bj: o rly, no wai 😮

spy: there she goes again with her hazel logic

russ: fix up blad

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